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I'm not sure of the single longest, but I'm damned sure the longest series is "Song of Ice and Fire" by George RR Martim.

"Gulag Archipelago" maybe? and "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" is probably close to the shortest. So longest and shortest are both by Solzhenitsyn?

Date: 6/7/11 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glazomaniac.livejournal.com
you're obviously excluding dr. seuss and your comic book collection from "shortest," and i'm a little offended by that, mr. chz.

Date: 6/7/11 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karinmollberg.livejournal.com
Wilhelm Meister´s Lehrjahre by Mr. Goethe.
All three of them and in thick german too, but it felt like at least seven or so til my figure Mignon that I was looking for due to having found her as "Tintomara" by swedish Almqvist in The Queen´s Jewelry (Drottningens Juvelsmycke) finally turned up: only to die at once.
The second longest book I ever tried to finish but failed at was Thomas Mann´s Der Zauberberg which was even more boring. Then there was Hugo´s Les Miserables which almost got me lynched at school because I had recommended it at exciting what with live burial and all of the hero but class was bored after book I and I shall never forgive Hugo for that. This is why I refuse to speak to the self-acclaimed "intellectual" who always appears at my fav. bars with his one book: Hugo´s bloody poetry.
There is a limit to everything. Oh, but you might try Hesse´s Glass Bead Game off course...

Date: 6/8/11 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
I read "Steppenwolf" and wasn't all that impressed, to be honest, But I like most Mann and Kirst

Date: 6/8/11 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karinmollberg.livejournal.com
That´s because Hesse wrote it for pretentious whimps being one himself. So, all whining teens of the world find themselves in it and love it. Except those who never whine. Like you. I think, the title here should have been "longest book one didn´t read (to the bitter end)". That would have been easier, like naming most bestselling fantasy novels by potty wimmen, though I wouldn´t necessarily call those "books" in that sense.
Am still thinking of the shortest one I ever read though. There is something at the back of my mind and it´s not Ivan.
Here a few quotes from an old fav.:

Ballycumber (n.)
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

Bather (vb.)
To pretend to have read the book under discussion when in fact you´ve only seen the TV-series.

Beppu (n.)
The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.

Dalmilling (pctpl.vb.)
Continually making small talk to someone who is trying to read a book.

Great Tosson (n.)
A fat book containing four words and six cartoons which costs 12pounds95.


All quotes are from The Deeper Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd. A Dictionary of Things That There Aren´t Any Words For Yet My copy is illuminated by Bert Kitchen; showing what scotsmen wear under their skirts during the thistle harvest. On balance, I´d say, that´s a lot of completely useless information assembled inside a fairly short-kept book. Highly recommended!

Date: 6/8/11 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Thank you for those. As a return gift to you, here's "The Devil's dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/

Date: 6/7/11 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
I'm starting the second Ice and Fire book soon. I wish I could watch the series, but alas, no TV

I love "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" by the way

Date: 6/7/11 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glazomaniac.livejournal.com
i might be able to help you with access to the series, if you are interested in, ahh, files.

Date: 6/7/11 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
no idea what that is, so umm, no? should I?

Date: 6/7/11 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glazomaniac.livejournal.com
it's a filesharing program. no worries, i'll upload the eps to some other sites when i get home this evening.

Date: 6/8/11 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
I'm definitely sensing that

Date: 6/8/11 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glazomaniac.livejournal.com
hey, i gotta find the first few eps before i upload them. soon!

Date: 6/8/11 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
no rush, I'm just glad for the chance to see them!

Date: 6/27/11 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
I've literally not been at a home computer to DL this yet, but I wanted to at least say thanks. Hopefully I can get to it this week

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