Oh my muthafuckin' GOD, how clueless are people?

[mlknchz]

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247#idc-cover

This may be the single dumbest thing I've ever read

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Re: ALL HAIL STEPHENIE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE! THE CREATOR OF ALL LITERATURE!!!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

IF one were to have a cult of personality, who else but Comrade Meyer is fit for our adoration?

Re: ALL HAIL STEPHENIE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE! THE CREATOR OF ALL LITERATURE!!!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

This makes sense, but I note your quotation from the book of Mojo, below! Are you sure there isn't some fragment of loyalty to the Church of Elvis you're holding back? Perhaps a folly of your youthful student days?

Re: ALL HAIL STEPHENIE THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE! THE CREATOR OF ALL LITERATURE!!!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

NO! My time in the reeducation camps taught me the error of my ways! My love is only for Comrade Meyer!

Very Well!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

Then you won't mind watching THIS

This will not stand!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

"I'd COME for you"??? That smacks of sexy revisionism! Comrade Meyer doesn't not believe in sex, or smutty innuendoes!

Re: This will not stand!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

I, errr, hmmm....well....

HEY LOOK OVER THERE! AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE HOST!

/skedaddles

Re: This will not stand!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

but "The Host" is not of the Twilight! SIEZE THE NON-BELIEVER!

Re: This will not stand!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

oh the humanity!