From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog.

From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Well, at least we can stop looking for the biggest dolt in the US, now.

Sorry folks, polls are closed!
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
The Poser of who could never be even if they tried : " Aka : Rabid poser Werewolf "The Wolf Man"

Whugught?!
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Another terrifying thought just atruck me : this person probably told LOTS of people about her plan to write this letter, and not a SINGLE one of them called bullshit on it.

Perhaps her friends aren't that stupid but instead hate her and have sardonic senses of humor.
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
or maybe her friends know a real WERE WOLVE when they see one! TEAM JACOBBIQ!@$
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Oh Lord, what fools these mortals be.

Of course, we DO have to thank Stephenie Meyer for creating the entire horror genre....
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Don't rip me to shreds and eat me! I just forgot about those!
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
No Fear! I'm not an insane ugly monkeybeast masquerading as a real wearbeast!
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
I would hate it if anyone thought I was not zealous in my love of Comrade Meyer!
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
Your framing of Comrade Meyer's bold and noble innovations is perhaps a tad excessively iconoclastic!
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
IF one were to have a cult of personality, who else but Comrade Meyer is fit for our adoration?
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
This makes sense, but I note your quotation from the book of Mojo, below! Are you sure there isn't some fragment of loyalty to the Church of Elvis you're holding back? Perhaps a folly of your youthful student days?
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
NO! My time in the reeducation camps taught me the error of my ways! My love is only for Comrade Meyer!

Very Well!

Date: 2/26/10 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
Then you won't mind watching THIS

This will not stand!

Date: 2/26/10 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
"I'd COME for you"??? That smacks of sexy revisionism! Comrade Meyer doesn't not believe in sex, or smutty innuendoes!

Re: This will not stand!

Date: 2/26/10 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com
I, errr, hmmm....well....

HEY LOOK OVER THERE! AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE HOST!

/skedaddles

Re: This will not stand!

Date: 2/26/10 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
but "The Host" is not of the Twilight! SIEZE THE NON-BELIEVER!

Re: This will not stand!

Date: 2/26/10 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolatebark.livejournal.com

oh the humanity!
From: [identity profile] apresminuit.livejournal.com


p.s.
what the heck is going on in yr icon?!?! it's like the blob & ziggy had a baby?!

Date: 2/26/10 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glazomaniac.livejournal.com
this made my night.

Date: 2/26/10 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Then our work here is done!

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