RIP

[mlknchz]

In sad, sad news, a poisonous purple dust-cloud settled over Livejournal earlier this week, suffocating the last remaining users. Emergency services couldn't be bothered to respond to the moribund social network for fear of being scathingly jeered at for either racism or misogyny by gibbering idiot OhNoTheyDidn't-ers

Comments

[apresminuit.livejournal.com]

me too!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

You wore your gas-masks! Good work!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

errr, gas-mask?!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

THAAAT'S right...you have gills...sorry, I forgot

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

But you're usually so reticent about posting your pic!

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

Standing next to a celebrity sweetens the deal!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

You mean Pat Benatar?

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

errrrr, which one did you think was Pat Benetar?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Pat Benatar...with the short dark hair and Pat Benatar face

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

oh! Thought you meant the dude in the Samurai helmet--that's Rat Penetar, in the back row.