Breaking News!!!

[mlknchz]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz' divorce was finalized today!!


Those "!!"'s were sarcastic, in case you were wondering

Comments

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

Hey, waitaminute.....

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

wha??

Whatever will happen to the wee baby Bronx?

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

they have a baby named Bronx?!?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Indeed so, indeed so....Sounds like they wanted five kids originally
Brooklyn
Manhattan
Queens
and umm...Staten Island?
Will sadly never be born

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

The bridge is over

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Sick tranny Gloria Mundi, or something

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

Never met 'er, guv!

[luckyhoss.livejournal.com]

Bronx Mowgli

:(

[luckyhoss.livejournal.com]

I frown because it's a horribly stupid name and because I'm sad that I know that.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

I sympathize on both counts

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

Who are those people? Cloned...sorry: I mean close friends of yours? And what about their baby, now? I´m worried! I always worry about strangers...

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

LOL...no Ashlee Simpson is a pop star and sister to Jessica Simpson. Pete Wentz was in the band Fall Out Boy.

No one I know personally, thank God

[maddogairpirate.livejournal.com]

But now who's going to pick up those pieces of her?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Their Guatemalan Nanny?