Katie Perry

[mlknchz]

You know, I've never found Ms Perry attractive. This bothers me a tiny bit as most guys I know are foaming at the mouth about her. It finally occured to me what it is about her I don't like; she has nice parts, but somehow, taken as a whole, she doesn't gel. She's like a woman designed by committee; all the constituent parts are what's supposed to be "sexy" but somehow the whole effect lacks harmony.
Plus, in interviews and appearances, she comes across as not-terribly-bright.
And her music (such as I've heard) is utterly forgettable



So there you go, the long-awaited answer to "What does Uncle Milky think of Katie Perry?"


You may all resume your lives now.

Comments

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

...Who is Katie Perry?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she's a big deal over here right now

[diematrosen.livejournal.com]

I like how you're so nonchalant about her, you call her Katie Perry. :)

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

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