Reason number 32674 I should be Emperor

[mlknchz]

http://www.sacbee.com/topstories/story/1723493.html

I have been saying that for FIVE FUCKING YEARS NOW

http://mlknchz.livejournal.com/2004/02/05/
http://mlknchz.livejournal.com/2004/02/20/

Comments

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

sorry, I wasn't listening. Could you repeat that?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

grrr

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

nyuck yuck yuck. Thank yew folks, I'm here all night. Try the veal!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

we don't have veal, but we do have baby corn, the veal of corn.

[chocolatebark.livejournal.com]

noooooo save the poor innocent kernels!

[diekia.livejournal.com]

Supreme Court Justice Ming Chin is reading your journal and stealing from your blog. Now... see what you can do to get us some free money!!!

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

If I can't be emperor, free money will have to suffice

[diekia.livejournal.com]

I'll slip you a Benjamin if you kiss me after the lap dance.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

BEST offer I've had all day!

[romeohotel.livejournal.com]

You mean locking the whackjobs on both sides of the issue into a concrete room, tossing in a bunch of guns, flipping off the lights, and shooting the last man standing?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

I'm down with THAT, too

Mlknchz and Romeohotel 2012

[diekia.livejournal.com]

You got my vote for Vice-Emperor.
It's simple and direct. People always over complicate things... especially when they have never put any individual thought towards it.

Re: Mlknchz and Romeohotel 2012

[romeohotel.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'm more interested in being the Eminence Gris, or maybe the Eminence Rouge.

Re: Mlknchz and Romeohotel 2012

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Eminence joli? :)

[riddley-ghost.livejournal.com]

yeh i'm so down for this, as long as it's also recognized federally.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Yup, the federal gov't needs to "get out of the marriage business" too