NEW CAREER!

I'm quitting my job to become a Life Coach. As there really are no qualifications, I'm eminently qualified.
From now on, all my comments will be accompanied by a bill.

BTW, if you're reading this, you owe me $5.00.

Please remit.


-EDIT- "Cheetah" the chimp from the Tarzan movies of the '30s and '40s is 74 years old today. He is the oldest chimp in recorded history.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_nuclear

Iran has admitted to enriching uranium. They say it's for peaceful purposes. Israels cabinet announced today that Sharon is "permanently incapacitated", clearing the way for Ehud Olmert to take control.


The golden shit is about to hit the brass fan, my friends.