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I'm quitting my job to become a Life Coach. As there really are no qualifications, I'm eminently qualified.
From now on, all my comments will be accompanied by a bill.

BTW, if you're reading this, you owe me $5.00.

Please remit.


-EDIT- "Cheetah" the chimp from the Tarzan movies of the '30s and '40s is 74 years old today. He is the oldest chimp in recorded history.

This begs the question

Date: 4/11/06 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mehinda.livejournal.com
Who's Cheetah's life coach? Because I'm hiring that person.

Re: This begs the question

Date: 4/11/06 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
The late Johnny Weismuller...or perhaps Rud Weatherwax

Date: 4/11/06 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedsin.livejournal.com
I can't afford you!!!

*cries*

Date: 4/11/06 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
We can work out an "arrangement" :0

Date: 4/11/06 05:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 4/11/06 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-kumquat.livejournal.com
my boss is a life coach kinda. but she is certified.
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Date: 4/11/06 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
Druids, I believe

Date: 4/11/06 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
A BETTER FASTER WAY TO UPSKILL
-for busy professionals who require world best-standard business,
executive coaching practices and internationally recognized
coach certification!
-Elite coach training by Dr Skiffington -the Coach Trainer for the
world's top companies...


"UPSKILL?" That's not even a word. MY Master Coach was Quincy Adams Wagstaff, of Huxley College

Date: 4/11/06 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfd.livejournal.com
Well played!


....but at least nobody called a Firefly an "upstart"!

Date: 4/11/06 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
I knew you, if anyone, would get that :)

Date: 4/11/06 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] st-ranger.livejournal.com
I'll have to pay you with blowjobs. Sorry.

Date: 4/11/06 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mlknchz.livejournal.com
That's acceptable

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