Final proof that God exists, loves us, and wants us to be happy

[mlknchz]

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[kickouttheiambs.livejournal.com]

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

your counter-argument is persuasive; however
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[kickouttheiambs.livejournal.com]

So dreamy!

[alagbon.livejournal.com]

Nah, dude, that's Bifröst! Ever since the European Union's stringent inspectors shut down Aegir's brewing operation the mighty gods of Asgard have had to seek their ale in Midgard.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

"Cross't the rainbow bridge of Asgard,
where the booming heavens roar,
you'll behold with breathless wonder,
the God of Thuunder,
MIIIIIIIGHTY THOR!"

[alagbon.livejournal.com]

The EU's industrial safety commission wants Thor to wear protective goggles when swinging Mjolnir.

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

god, or leprechauns?

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

po TAY to, po TAH to

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

a solid point.

[alagbon.livejournal.com]

Look, I told you when we met that I was not a leprechaun, that I was from Rhode Island, and that I was half Korean, and you said it didn't matter.

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

it doesn't matter, deep down, as long as you're willing to carve soap for me.

[alagbon.livejournal.com]

My dremel is at the ready, and I have planned a vast tableau of scenes from the history of Kazakhstan.

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

i like your style. have that on my desk at 430 pm cst tomorrow.

(i'm gonna add you, if that's all right.)

[alagbon.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead, I'll reciprocate. Long shall the flag of Dada wave, void where prohibited.

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

i always void in pohibited places, like walmart produce aisles. it's why the cabbage leaves look that way.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

get a RHEUM

[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

yessir.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Nikki the Pax Cultura Owl thanks you

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[glazomaniac.livejournal.com]

...that's a real hoot.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Give a Hoot, Don't Destroy Culture!

[redpainter.livejournal.com]

I love how that proof is located in Canuckistan.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

even in the MOST benighted places :)

[ex-flashcat696.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I don't even like beer ....