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[mlknchz]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060116/ap_on_re_us/katrina_nagin

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

I find it disturbing, to say the least, that opposite sides of the political spectrum are both saying much the same thing; GOD HATES AMERICA, though, of course, for different reasons. But the underlying reason is that GOD HATES AMERICA because America does things WE disagree with.
PLEASE, be honest. God doesn't hate America, YOU do. Have the courage to say that without bringing God into it.


I need to go vomit.

Comments

[shinidraco.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise God had a webpage, how fascinating. I wonder if God blogs as well.

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

god_dot_com quit and became a cat. satan_dot_com came back from his infamous two year hiatus.

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

Don't vomit, I just shampooed those carpets!

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

By the way, if I get to pick what God hates (like those small minded Baptists in the first site) then God hates roaches and my exhusband...oh and thongs with the extra thick fabric in back. I guess he's punishing my ass when I wear them. *le sigh*

Seriously. Who the hell thinks they have the right to say those kinds of things? And people say the religion I was raised in is wacky. We've got nothing on these (I hate to even use this word in describing them) people.

[shinidraco.livejournal.com]

God loves beetles. Of all the known species, beetles form the the largest percentage. So, if there is a God, then he/she/it/they are obsessed with beetles. One could even go so far as to form a cult in which one worships beetles as god's favorite form. Then out comes the kool-aid and we get rid of some dumb people. Wash, rinse, repeat.

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

They make such a satisfying crunch.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Of course, the Egyptians believe the sun was pushed across the heavens by an enormous (and presumably invisible) beetle.
Then there's the whole VW thing....

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, portable iPod speakers :P

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Hateful 'tards, m'dear. Merely hateful 'tards.

[princess-dany.livejournal.com]

And just think, because they're hateful 'tards they'll procreate much more than those educated and understanding people who think about their children instead of their selfish interests.

[mlknchz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we only have to put up w/ it for seven more years.