Use words that don't mean what you think they do ( eg "shaming" for "bullying")
Cut and Paste from Reddit.
DO NOT check your cut and pastes of other articles to see if you've left stuff out that makes the article mean something different from what the original article did.
Be pretty much wholly ignorant of the subject.
Villify SOMEBODY.
Whine about how you're oppressed.
Think you're funny or witty. Do not be so.
Use sarcasm badly. Or use "sarcasm" as an excuse when you've written something indefensible.
OH! how could I forget??
Be a twenty-something and tell people what they MUST DO to live their lives.
Cut and Paste from Reddit.
DO NOT check your cut and pastes of other articles to see if you've left stuff out that makes the article mean something different from what the original article did.
Be pretty much wholly ignorant of the subject.
Villify SOMEBODY.
Whine about how you're oppressed.
Think you're funny or witty. Do not be so.
Use sarcasm badly. Or use "sarcasm" as an excuse when you've written something indefensible.
OH! how could I forget??
Be a twenty-something and tell people what they MUST DO to live their lives.