New Currency!

Not shown: Franklins' penis. Visible is the "security strip" which tracks bills so da POPO know when ya in da club.




Note cocaine-reactive paper which combusts within 20 feet of cocaine. "Speci-Men" refers to the alien spacemen reptile overlords who control the world. Obviously a slip-up at the mint. SOMEONE'S about to be purged.


Interestingly, that's not BENJAMIN Franklin, as is commonly believed, but his little-known cousin Herbie Hancock Franklin, inventor of the dancing mannequin legs.

All new $100 bills will play Hall and Oates songs when exposed to sand, as part of the War on Terror