Fearless Recommendation!

As this will be just the first of many weekends to come that I won't be going to see "Snakes on a Plane", I'm making my pick for the "FILM TO SEE THIS WEEKEND".

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/theillusionist.html

Set in K und K Vienna, this has a very very good cast;
Edward Norton
Paul Giamatti
Rufus Sewell
Jessica Biel

It looks interesting!

I make this guarantee; if you see this film and don't like it, I will personally refund your ticket price*.
I have not seen this film, but it looks like the best of the lot for this weekend.



*not an actual guarantee, no refunds will be forthcoming, what are ya, gullible?

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

You know what I don't like?? Salesmen who come to your office un-invited, then leave you with an unasked-for proposal, who THEN think you owe them something because of said unasked-for proposal.
*I* don't care how many people your boss says you should see a day. Nor do I care about your sales quota. If I NEED a thing, I'll seek it out. I DO NOT buy things I don't need out of guilt over how long you worked on the proposal. ESPECIALLY when I told you AT THE TIME that we were happy with our current vendor.

Kindly die.