Joke of the Day

Apparently, this happened during a U2 concert. I don't know where or when but that doesn't matter. At some point during this concert Bono asks the crowd to be silent. Well, if Mr. Bono wants silence everybody's silent, of course. Then he starts clapping his hands, like one... two... three... four...
Then he says, "I want you all to think about something. Did you know that everytime I clap my hands a child dies in Africa?"
Pause...

There comes this voice from somewhere in the front row...

"THEN STOP CLAPPING, ASSHOLE!"